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• 10:43 Happy suns!
• 21:23 FWD: notebuaku: LOL A WILD MONKEY BABY WILL BE FORMED

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• 00:46 "I don't blow you every morning out of love."

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• 11:53 I can't reach you because you don't exist

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• 03:43 How many sleeping pills does it take to kill you, insomnia monster?!

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• 05:01 AmagadI'msosorryCarl
• 15:25 Who needs actual food anyways

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• 00:21 I DID GOOD in the world of naked

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• 00:16 Absolute CP fiend
• 00:46 I thought the couch was my foot.. and I grew afraid
• 12:08 evalu wol
• 12:48 Bless the bank today
• 18:59 Let me just file this next to the shredder...
• 19:54 "When I was been drinking"

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• 11:38 FWD: Keep ur ching away from my markeesha
• 00:16 Absolute CP fiend

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• 00:57 ACTION!!
• 16:38 Pregnant with potato

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• 18:46 Watch out, pedestrians!!

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• 02:55 If you can't keep it down..you eat for free!
• 04:44 Identifying leaf show

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• 18:40 I wish the real world would just stop hassling me

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• 15:37 Equine activities may be involved

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• 18:07 I'm addicted to reconnecting to the internet
• 22:34 Happy fetus

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• 12:16 I hope you break a string

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• 01:28 Heather: My boobs are already on.

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• 13:12 Please take me away from here
• 14:55 If people were flowers I'd pick Heather first
• 17:33 I'd like to put a bandaid on the world

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• 03:47 Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed.
• 04:03 Lavatorial turn
• 16:22 Maudette Pickins
• 16:48 For every lie you tell we take a kidney
• 23:55 Cripple Cataclysm

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• 19:15 Hbaoyyr nbew year!!!!!!

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• 23:07 Fudge brownie