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• 09:22 The clearest message from Heather all night, " ,ndo 6! (2%&31- 8) "

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• 17:45 "Please don't choke in my rental car"

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• 13:40 There is no saving grace in the shape of a rhino snow flake
• 13:47 There is no rhino to banana conversion.
• 14:07 THROW ME DON'T DO THIS

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• 14:23 Maybe I should hate you for this

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• 03:35 How do you live in the dark with your eyes wide open

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• 15:45 Pondering Tutty

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• 14:29 Have another drink and drive yourself home
• 15:39 I will live NO MATTER what they say

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• 04:43 I don't miss it anymore -- now what?

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• 15:10 I'd poke the miniature you

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• 01:12 Wasn't interested in explaining that puzzler
• 01:14 Say "No!" and place the rat (and the raisins) in the litter tray.
• 06:59 Certainly was a big risk for a buncha bananas
• 20:34 Estrogen and scalpels are not your magic wand

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• 03:55 It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

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• 02:04 You're all losing me
• 21:57 This restless feeling there is no cure for

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• 01:41 Noone will notice a little light flicker out in a basement with covered windows

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• 10:42 You're kind of an idiot

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• 00:09 My head passed through a magnet..and I think I forgot everything
• 18:00 Slept through another flaw

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• 00:36 Always slop evenly

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• 21:56 The cologne has displeased you..

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• 14:26 I hope there's ice on all the roads
• 16:10 Are you suicidal? -- "No" -- who would tell the truth?

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• 00:37 Mocha sick
• 02:03 Tell me something sweet to get me by
• 02:31 I'd take her paw over any hand
• 02:52 FWD: Mr brisbee lead us through a prayer that you'd abide by my wishes
• 02:57 Chest sideburn
• 12:47 She's always gone too long
• 15:31 Nothing..seems to break me. No matter how hard I fall..
• 15:41 You're the hero whose given up saving me

Updates from Twitter..

• 00:08 Lucky chocolate martini
• 00:23 My camera is a hologram in my fingertip
• 00:58 They drove through the rainy reason
• 01:12 SHOOTING IN THE CITY
• 01:15 "I don't want you to take care of me I'm a grown man I WANNA TAKE CARE OF YOU"
• 01:17 Exciting business
• 01:41 Heather's rolling in biscuit dough
• 01:42 That guy thumbed up Avery
• 16:52 My lips are sealed for her
• 16:58 I'll be holding my breath right up til the end
• 17:11 They're not even there. Let's go home.
• 17:11 IT'S NO!
• 19:16 Listen for the silent...*kaboom*
• 20:58 I have a handsome rooster brother
• 21:20 Outcast
• 21:23 "--where you can never find me," ..who was I writing about?