oops! I choked a cherry

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:05:39 GMT

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01:28 Heather: My boobs are already on.

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:06:03 GMT

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13:12 Please take me away from here
14:55 If people were flowers I'd pick Heather first
17:33 I'd like to put a bandaid on the world

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:01:46 GMT

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03:47 Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed.
04:03 Lavatorial turn
16:22 Maudette Pickins
16:48 For every lie you tell we take a kidney
23:55 Cripple Cataclysm

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 05:02:02 GMT

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19:15 Hbaoyyr nbew year!!!!!!

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:02:12 GMT

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23:07 Fudge brownie

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:02:06 GMT

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19:43 You can't digest what's on the floor

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:04:41 GMT

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17:47 Why are there crackers in this pizza box? ...oh.
21:40 Lube is not foreplay

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:05:47 GMT

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02:08 Po shut us down -- Party don't start til I walk innnn
02:43 The tea fell.. SOMEHOW
02:44 You opposite love me

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:04:21 GMT

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23:21 Moon sex

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 05:04:30 GMT

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12:11 "Don't scream at the poppy people!"
21:21 At least I'll have cancer.

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:04:19 GMT

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02:36 We've come to steal your horses.
15:00 COWBOY!!
15:01 Humbug.
17:21 AW HE HAS A CHRISTMAS MUZZLE
18:05 Avery: I was waitin' for that baby.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:04:16 GMT

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20:50 Mom's spraying the windshield to clear the ice from spraying the windshield...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:04:56 GMT

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18:37 Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
19:11 Happy Birthday, Maisie

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:04:32 GMT

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19:12 Ignorance is bliss, cherish it

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 05:04:19 GMT

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13:34 Pang

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:04:52 GMT

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13:41 Such a comfortable state of discontent
17:46 Die for biscuits.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:04:20 GMT

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20:51 Beat Turtles in Time!

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:05:17 GMT

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01:31 She copied part o my bday.. xxxxxmber 16 xxxxmber 16
01:39 I smell sex and candy here

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:06:10 GMT

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03:47 Ohhh.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:04:48 GMT

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20:33 MY TWEETS!?!
20:58 The old man told tragic fish tales
21:23 Ma'a'fa'kaa
21:29 The old man had tragic fish tales
21:40 All there was before I know must soon come after
22:12 .

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:04:36 GMT

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01:56 Wake up. Look me in the eyes again..
16:19 Oh what a Christmas to have the blues
17:21 Can we make it through even this moment?
18:02 Wow this is my life
19:09 Run until you can't breathe enough to cry
19:19 Sanctuary.. sanctuary..

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:05:08 GMT

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01:06 Good because I plan on working in a face melting factory
13:39 Wow. This sucks.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:06:15 GMT

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04:31 I miss your voice
12:47 Bullshit.
17:13 The sky reflects my mood

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:05:50 GMT

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23:34 So now I'm an orphan?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:08:57 GMT

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02:11 We're 'that couple' in a puddle on the floor
15:28 If you had rats to pick up your crumbs you wouldn't have that ant problem